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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Blood test detects multiple cancer types through cell-free DNA - Medical Xpress

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

A promising new HIV vaccine was set to start trials. Then came Trump's latest cuts : Goats and Soda - NPR

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Google Meet’s Material 3 Expressive redesign has ludicrously capacious buttons - 9to5Google

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

The 6 ChatGPT settings you need to change to get the most out of the AI chatbot - Mashable

Unacceptable again!

No way

Loons and Moons

PS5 shooter goes from 5 players to bestseller after devs defend game - Polygon

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dolphins place Terron Armstead on reserve-retired list - NBC Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Prints Aren't the Only Stable Thing About Your Fingers - Newser

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Tesla just lost the head of its robotics division - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Asperiores culpa provident similique ab.